My friend once made brownies that tasted so good i got an erection and I had to sit down and think about my life choices
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume
real fans imagine the dragon costume
i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you
I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
*logs onto WoW to level paladin, does 2 quests and alt tabs*
"why am i still level 78 this is taking forever"